Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Dear mom of littles


I can't be the only one shoving food in my mouth while my toddler isn't looking. Now that she knows the sound of a bag or package opening, I can't just hide, I also have to distract her with something loud so she doesn't hear me. I can't help that I am hungry, but I don't want her to just snack all day (like her mommy) or she won't eat lunch or dinner. I am sorry to say I haven't found a solution to this problem. Maybe you have?! If so, let me know.

Sincerely, 
A fellow hungry mommy

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Dear mom of littles (3)


Who hasn't had a meal alone in forever and and just shoved the cut off crust of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich in your mouth and called it lunch.  I know they say we will miss these days, and we probably will.  But here is what I say, next time someone says "you will miss these days" ask them to watch your kids for a few hours while you get a pedicure, so you can test out their advice. 

Love, 
the fellow hungry mama. 




Thursday, July 17, 2014

Dear mom of littles


Who just got back from the store with your daughters hair clip in your hair holding back your bangs at an insane angle. You rock it mama. Don't worry about the stares you got from the store clerk, they probably just wanted to know where you got the awesome hair clip. I am sure it had nothing to do with the way your bangs are sticking straight up in the air. At least you made it to the store. Slap on some more mascara and you will feel better.

Love, 
the mom with the extra wavy bangs 

What is your favorite beauty trick?
Mine is mascara (and washing my face), slap on some mascara and I feel a little more human, no matter how crazy my hair looks.